Quote by Carl Zwanzig
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. – Carl Zwanzig

Other quotes by Carl Zwanzig
No other quotes found from this author.
Other Quotes from
Humorous
category

A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. – Author Unknown

Category:
Humorous

Einstein said, “God does not play dice with the world.” Now if the dice would only stop playing God. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humorous

All generalizations are bad. – R.H. Grenier

Category:
Humorous

Resolve is never stronger than in the morning after the night it was never weaker. – From the movie Naked

Category:
Humorous

Random Quotes

Ah, when to the heart of man was it ever less than a treason to go with the drift of things to yield with a grace to reason and bow and accept at the end of a love or a season. – Robert Frost

Category:
Acceptance

Belief in a cruel God makes a cruel man. – Thomas Paine

Category:
Faith

Its amazing that something only an atom thick can be an impenetrable barrier. You can have gas on one side and vacuum or liquid on the other, and with a wall only one atom thick, nothing would go through it. – Paul McEuen

Category:
amazing

Every positive value has its price in negative terms… the genius of Einstein leads to Hiroshima. – Pablo Picasso

Category:
positive