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Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or s

Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

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Dad needs to show an incredible amount of respect and humor and friendship toward his mate so the kids understand their parents are sexy, theyre fun, they do things together, theyre best friends. Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, theyre going to respect Mom. – Tim Allen

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In my experience, its all wonderful with girls until about 16. Around that time, boys kind of calm down and start focusing their testosterone. Girls get a little challenging, especially for fathers. – Tim Allen

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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

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When youre CEO, you have to have two conditions: first, shareholders need to trust you and want you to head your company. The second is that you need to feel the motivation to do the job. So, as long as both are reunited, you continue to do the job. – Carlos Ghosn

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A man who does not trust himself will never really trust anybody. – Cardinal De Retz

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Put your trust in God but be sure to keep your powder dry. – Oliver Cromwell

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Disarmament requires trust. – Gustav Heinemann

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Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. – Euripides

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Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. – Jonathan Swift, “Thoughts on Various Subjects,” Miscellanies, 1711

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The fact that I even get in Broadway shows is, to me, still amazing, but then to win a Tony was just incredible. – Jane Krakowski

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How many people live on the reputation of the reputation they might have made! – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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