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Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or s

Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. – Tim Allen

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I was gone so much in my first marriage. I love the moments when I engage with my youngest daughter now. Its not my thing to sit on the ground and play tea party, but Ill do it because its a moment that will stick with me forever. – Tim Allen

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Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. – Aesop

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You always have certain strengths and certain weaknesses, and you want to compensate for your weaknesses… I have a real duty to earn the trust of the faculty. I dont just deserve it. I have to earn it. – Erskine Bowles

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I dont trust what this life has given me. – Dennis Rodman

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I have never, not once, violated my public trust. – Alan Mollohan

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