Quote by Tim Allen
Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or s

Never comment on a womans rear end. Never use the words large or size with rear end. Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me. – Tim Allen

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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. – Tim Allen

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I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybodys car. – Tim Allen

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Ive learned to trust myself, to listen to truth, to not be afraid of it and to not try and hide it. – Sarah McLachlan

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