Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age. – H.L. Mencken
We are here and now. Further than that, all knowledge is moonshine. – H.L. Mencken

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age. – H.L. Mencken
We are here and now. Further than that, all knowledge is moonshine. – H.L. Mencken
A Galileo could no more be elected president of the United States than he could be elected Pope of Rome. Both high posts are reserved for men favored by God with an extraordinary genius for swathing the bitter facts of life in bandages of self-illusion. – H.L. Mencken
This is the pain pacemaker. Ive got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. Its tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know? – Jerry Lewis