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Quote by H.L. Mencken
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man shoots himself. – H.L. Mencken

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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. – H.L. Mencken

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