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Quote by H.L. Mencken
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man shoots himself. – H.L. Mencken

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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. – H.L. Mencken

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Marriage
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Why assume so glibly that the God who presumably created the universe is still running it? It is certainly conceivable that He may have finished it and then turned it over to lesser gods to operate. – H.L. Mencken

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No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. – H.L. Mencken

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Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. – Author Unknown

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Marriage should be viewed as an institution ordained by God and should be out of the control of the state. – Tony Campolo

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There were three of us in this marriage, so it was a bit crowded. – Princess Diana

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