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If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man shoots himself. – H.L. Mencken

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Why assume so glibly that the God who presumably created the universe is still running it? It is certainly conceivable that He may have finished it and then turned it over to lesser gods to operate. – H.L. Mencken

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Perspective
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H.L. Mencken
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It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. – H.L. Mencken

Category:
Committees
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Marriage
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For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end. – H. L. Mencken

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Marriage

English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. – Author Unknown

Category:
Marriage

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage. – Bob Newhart

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Marriage

Over the years the political establishment has frowned if a mainstream politician mentions marriage. – Iain Duncan Smith

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Marriage

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Thousands have lived without love, not one without water. – W. H. Auden

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Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the childs tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. Its not funny and its not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isnt the least bit funny. – Ben Stein

Category:
Experience

Im not a competitive person, and I think women like me because they dont think Im competitive, just nice. – Barbara Bush

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Women

But let judgment run down as waters, and righteousness as a mighty stream. – Bible

Category:
Judging, Judgment