If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man shoots himself. – H.L. Mencken
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; it is justice that hurts. – H.L. Mencken

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man shoots himself. – H.L. Mencken
Injustice is relatively easy to bear; it is justice that hurts. – H.L. Mencken
No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not. – H.L. Mencken
When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. – G.B. Shaw, Getting Married, 1908