Quote by H.L. Mencken
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man

If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse — as a man shoots himself. – H.L. Mencken

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Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. – H.L. Mencken

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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. – H.L. Mencken

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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal. – H.L. Mencken

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After 45 years of marriage, when I have an argument with my wife, if we dont agree, we do what she wants. But, when we agree, we do what I want! – Jacques Pepin

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I was looking very much for a career. My second marriage to Stan Herman had ended, and I wanted very much to be independent, not take alimony from him, be on my own, do the right thing. – Linda Evans

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The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. Thats why we didnt sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions. – Katy Perry

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