Quote by H.L. Mencken
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. – H.L. Mencken

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A Galileo could no more be elected president of the United States than he could be elected Pope of Rome. Both high posts are reserved for men favored by God with an extraordinary genius for swathing the bitter facts of life in bandages of self-illusion. – H.L. Mencken

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Society
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When I die I shall be content to vanish into nothingness…. No show, however good, could conceivably be good forever…. I do not believe in immortality, and have no desire for it. – H.L. Mencken

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Death
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Why assume so glibly that the God who presumably created the universe is still running it? It is certainly conceivable that He may have finished it and then turned it over to lesser gods to operate. – H.L. Mencken

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Perspective
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Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. – Madeleine de Scudery

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Marriage

Children are supposed to help hold a marriage together. They do this in a number of ways. For instance, they demand so much attention that a husband and wife, concentrating on their children, fail to notice each others faults. – Richard Armour

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Marriage

There was a time in the marriage when I could no longer look at myself in a mirror, couldnt feel I was a nice person. A bad relationship can do that, can make you doubt everything good you ever felt about yourself. – Dionne Warwick

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Marriage

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. – Oscar Wilde

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Marriage

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No one should part with their individuality and become that of another. – William Ellery Channing

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Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools. – Albert Einstein

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Attacks on a politicians identity – questioning Romneys religion, say, or Obamas birthplace – tend to come when an opponent is desperate and cant sell himself. – Jon Meacham

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Religion

If you dont want my God here, you dont want me here either. God has been too good to me to go and try to sell out to get some money. – Tyler Perry

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God