Quote by H.L. Mencken
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. – H.L. Mencken

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When I die I shall be content to vanish into nothingness…. No show, however good, could conceivably be good forever…. I do not believe in immortality, and have no desire for it. – H.L. Mencken

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If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl. – H.L. Mencken

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It is impossible to believe that the same God who permitted His own son to die a bachelor regards celibacy as an actual sin. – H.L. Mencken

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Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didnt even have when you were on your own. – Eddie Cantor

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There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship. – Iris Murdoch

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It is easy to mistake being ready for a wedding with being ready for marriage. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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I read somewhere that Mitt and I have a storybook marriage. Well, in the storybooks I read, there were never long, long, rainy winter afternoons in a house with five boys screaming at once. And those storybooks never seemed to have chapters called MS or breast cancer. – Ann Romney

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