Milton Berle's Quote - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? –

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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Experience is what you have after youve forgotten her name. – Milton Berle

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If oppurtunity doesnt knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle

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No one in the world can take the place of your mother. Right or wrong, from her viewpoint you are always right. She may scold you for little things, but never for the big ones. – Harry Truman

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The precursor of the mirror is the mother’s face. – D.W. Winnicott, Playing and Reality, 1971

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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. – Ambrose Bierce

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A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. – Peter De Vries

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