Milton Berle's Quote - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? –

Quote by Milton Berle

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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If oppurtunity doesnt knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle

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Experience is what you have after youve forgotten her name. – Milton Berle

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That best academy, a mother’s knee. – James Russell Lowell

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Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother’s love is not. – James Joyce

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Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly. – Ambrose Bierce

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The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. – Honoré de Balzac

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