Quote by Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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Mom — the person most likely to write an autobiography and never mention herself. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Mothers

What are Raphael’s Madonnas but the shadow of a mother’s love, fixed in permanent outline forever? – Thomas Wentworth Higginson

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Mothers

Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had, and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed. – Linda Wooten

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Mothers

There’s nothing like a mama-hug. – Terri Guillemets

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Mothers

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