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Quote by Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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Women are aristocrats, and it is always the mother who makes us feel that we belong to the better sort. – John Lancaster Spalding

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Mothers

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. – Author Unknown

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Mothers

A little girl, asked where her home was, replied, “where mother is.” – Keith L. Brooks

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Mothers

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. – Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty

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Mothers

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