Milton Berle's Quote - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? –

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle

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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle

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If oppurtunity doesnt knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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Mother — that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. – T. DeWitt Talmage

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Mother is a verb, not a noun. – Proverb

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My mom is literally a part of me. You can’t say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors. – Carrie Latet, 2006

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All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. – Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895

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