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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

Other quotes by Milton Berle

Id rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.Id rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are. – Milton Berle

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Milton Berle
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Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children. – William Makepeace Thackeray

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Mother — that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. – T. DeWitt Talmage

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