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Quote by Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall; A mother’s secret hope outlives them all. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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Mothers

A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Mothers

Whatever else is unsure in this stinking dunghill of a world a mother’s love is not. – James Joyce

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Mothers

How beautifully everything is arranged by Nature; as soon as a child enters the world, it finds a mother ready to take care of it. – Jules Michelet

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Mothers

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Art is mans nature: Nature is Gods art. – Philip James Bailey

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It is a good thing to be rich, and it is a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved of many friends. – Euripides

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First, I prepare. Then I have faith. – Joe Namath

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If you want peace work for justice. – Pope Paul VI

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