Milton Berle's Quote - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? –

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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If oppurtunity doesnt knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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Experience is what you have after youve forgotten her name. – Milton Berle

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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle

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Mother — that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. – T. DeWitt Talmage

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Mommies are just big little girls. – Author Unknown

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A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. – Tenneva Jordan

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Mother is a verb, not a noun. – Proverb

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If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. – Bertrand Russell

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I say to my child, I will explain to you as much of life as I can, but you must remember that there is a part of life for which you are the explanation. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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