Milton Berle's Quote - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? –

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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I love my mother as the trees love water and sunshine — she helps me grow, prosper, and reach great heights. – Terri Guillemets

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Most of all the other beautiful things in life come by twos and threes, by dozens and hundreds. Plenty of roses, stars, sunsets, rainbows, brothers and sisters, aunts and cousins, comrades and friends — but only one mother in the whole world. – Kate Douglas Wiggin

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Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials. – Meryl Streep

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A man’s work is from sun to sun, but a mother’s work is never done. – Author Unknown

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