Milton Berle's Quote - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? –

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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Experience is what you have after youve forgotten her name. – Milton Berle

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You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle

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If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother’s love. – Thomas C. Haliburton

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A father may turn his back on his child, brothers and sisters may become inveterate enemies, husbands may desert their wives, wives their husbands. But a mother’s love endures through all. – Washington Irving

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He is a poor son whose sonship does not make him desire to serve all men’s mothers. – Harry Emerson Fosdick

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Being a mother means that your heart is no longer yours; it wanders wherever your children do. – Author Unknown

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