Milton Berle's Quote - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? –

Quote by Milton Berle

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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Committee–a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. – Milton Berle

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You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle

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If oppurtunity doesnt knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs in my field, since the payment is pure love. – Mildred B. Vermont

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When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. – Sophia Loren, Women and Beauty

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Women who miscalculate are called mothers. – Abigail Van Buren

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The precursor of the mirror is the mother’s face. – D.W. Winnicott, Playing and Reality, 1971

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