Milton Berle's Quote - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? –

Quote by Milton Berle

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

Other quotes by Milton Berle

If oppurtunity doesnt knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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Committee–a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. – Milton Berle

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Experience is what you have after youve forgotten her name. – Milton Berle

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A mother’s happiness is like a beacon, lighting up the future but reflected also on the past in the guise of fond memories. – Honoré de Balzac

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My mom is literally a part of me. You can’t say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors. – Carrie Latet, 2006

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No language can express the power, and beauty, and heroism, and majesty of a mother’s love. It shrinks not where man cowers, and grows stronger where man faints, and over wastes of worldly fortunes sends the radiance of its quenchless fidelity like a star. – Edwin Hubbell Chapin

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If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam. – Lord Langdale (Henry Bickersteth)

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