Milton Berle's Quote - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? –

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. – Milton Berle

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If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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Committee–a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. – Milton Berle

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An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. – Spanish Proverb

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No language can express the power, and beauty, and heroism, and majesty of a mother’s love. It shrinks not where man cowers, and grows stronger where man faints, and over wastes of worldly fortunes sends the radiance of its quenchless fidelity like a star. – Edwin Hubbell Chapin

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All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother. – Abraham Lincoln

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The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother’s Day are the good ones. – Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic’s Notebook, 1960

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