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Quote by Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials. – Meryl Streep

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The phrase “working mother” is redundant. – Jane Sellman

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Women’s Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that. – Golda Meir

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No one in the world can take the place of your mother. Right or wrong, from her viewpoint you are always right. She may scold you for little things, but never for the big ones. – Harry Truman

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