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Quote by Milton Berle
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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She never quite leaves her children at home, even when she doesn’t take them along. – Margaret Culkin Banning

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He is a poor son whose sonship does not make him desire to serve all men’s mothers. – Harry Emerson Fosdick

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What are Raphael’s Madonnas but the shadow of a mother’s love, fixed in permanent outline forever? – Thomas Wentworth Higginson

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What is a mom but the sunshine of our days and the north star of our nights. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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