Milton Berle's Quote - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? –

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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If oppurtunity doesnt knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle

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If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts a lover before words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first born babe, and assures it of a mother’s love. – Thomas C. Haliburton

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Some mothers are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together. – Pearl S. Buck

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With what price we pay for the glory of motherhood. – Isadora Duncan

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The real religion of the world comes from women much more than from men — from mothers most of all, who carry the key of our souls in their bosoms. – Oliver Wendell Holmes

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They are good furniture pictures, unworthy of praise, and undeserving of blame. – John Ruskin

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In marriage do thou be wise: prefer the person before money, virtue before beauty, the mind before the body then thou hast a wife, a friend, a companion, a second self. – William Penn

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My dad had a personal style which was very attractive. It was quite reserved and quite elegant, and it was infectious. – Bill Nighy

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When youre finally up on the moon, looking back at the earth, all these differences and nationalistic traits are pretty well going to blend and youre going to get a concept that maybe this is really one world and why the hell cant we learn to live together like decent people? – Frank Borman

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