Milton Berle's Quote - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? –

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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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You can lead a man to Congress, but you cant make him think. – Milton Berle

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Laughter is an instant vacation. – Milton Berle

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If oppurtunity doesnt knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don’t even have. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new. – Rajneesh

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My mom is literally a part of me. You can’t say that about many people except relatives, and organ donors. – Carrie Latet, 2006

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Women are aristocrats, and it is always the mother who makes us feel that we belong to the better sort. – John Lancaster Spalding

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