Milton Berle's Quote - If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? –

Quote by Milton Berle

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? – Milton Berle

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Committee–a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours. – Milton Berle

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If oppurtunity doesnt knock, build a door. – Milton Berle

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Experience is what you have after youve forgotten her name. – Milton Berle

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Mother’s love grows by giving. – Charles Lamb

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The phrase “working mother” is redundant. – Jane Sellman

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Grown don’t mean nothing to a mother. A child is a child. They get bigger, older, but grown? What’s that suppose to mean? In my heart it don’t mean a thing. – Toni Morrison, Beloved, 1987

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The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. – Honoré de Balzac

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