Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise. – John Heywood Category: weddingAuthorJohn HeywoodRead Quote
A hard beginning maketh a good ending. – John Heywood Category: BeginningsAuthorJohn HeywoodRead Quote
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didnt have one. So I got a cake. – Mitch Hedberg Category: Birthday
They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. – Author Unknown Category: Birthday
You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld Category: Birthday
Philosophical argument has sometimes shaken my reason for the faith that was in me; but my heart has always assured me that the Gospel of Jesus Christ must be reality. – Daniel Webster Category: Bible, The
Ive always been really dark, and drawn to darker humor. Nothing has been forced, and I dont say anything for shock value. – Amy Schumer Category: Humor
You know that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct. – W. Somerset Maugham Category: Infidelity
