Quote by Dave Attell
You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Lik

You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when theyre both on fire – theyre exactly alike. – Dave Attell

Other quotes by Dave Attell

For a long time the people at my shows were sort of the Pantera-tattoo trucker guys, really cool dudes, but I dont know what happened to them. Thats the crowd that I like, the ones that dont get so offended just to be offended. – Dave Attell

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cool
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Im not a movie guy, Im not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me. – Dave Attell

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funny
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Women
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I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out. – Robin Williams

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Women

There are women who do not like to cause suffering to many men at a time, and who prefer to concentrate on one man: These are the faithful women. – Alfred Capus

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Women

I get along with all the women singers, but especially Dolly Parton. We talk the same hillbilly language. – Loretta Lynn

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Women

Big women do themselves a disservice when they attempt to become the Righteous Fat (the Righteous Thin are bad enough, all that running around and sweating, somehow believing it means anything). – Julie Burchill

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Those who knew Lincoln described him as an extraordinarily funny man. Humor was an essential aspect of his temperament. He laughed, he explained, so he did not weep. – Doris Kearns Goodwin

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Are we still a country that takes risks, that innovates, that believes anything is possible? Or are we a country that is resigned to whatever liberty the government decides to dish out? – Mitch McConnell

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