Quote by Emily Mortimer
So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtu

So what I do now is to pre-empt that by making the up into a virtue, and telling funny stories about how crap I am before people have a chance to notice it for themselves and think maybe I havent realised. – Emily Mortimer

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It is brilliant going to the theatre and being forced to sit and listen and think about life. It can be almost a near-religious experience. – Emily Mortimer

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Im just happy to be a film where for once I dont have to worry about my hair, because my managers are always complaining about my hair looking depressing in my movies. Which is true. I mean, its true. – Emily Mortimer

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