Quote by Will Rogers
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. – Will Rogers

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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do now. – Will Rogers

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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. – Will Rogers

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