Quote by Will Rogers
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why dont they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. – Will Rogers

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Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something he looks worse. – Will Rogers

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I have a scheme for stopping war. Its this – no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one. – Will Rogers

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The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. – Samuel Johnson

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Ignorant men dont know what good they hold in their hands until theyve flung it away. – Sophocles

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The confession of evil works is the first beginning of good works. – Saint Augustine

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Shallow understanding from people of good will is more frustrating than absolute misunderstanding from people of ill will. – Martin Luther King, Jr.

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