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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slo

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

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I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories. – Dave Barry

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Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. – William Butler Yeats

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Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. – Colin Farrell

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A lot of Irish people perform. They perform in drawing rooms. They sing songs and they play piano. – Fiona Shaw

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Every St. Patricks Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. – Shane Leslie

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