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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slo

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry

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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. – Dave Barry

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The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye color, age and Social Security number. – Dave Barry

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Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. – William Butler Yeats

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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. – Brendan Behan

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We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. – Winston Churchill

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Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. – Colin Farrell

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If it were proved to me that in making war, my ideal had a chance of being realized, I would still say “no” to war. For one does not create a human society on mounds of corpses. – Louis Lecoin

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