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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slo

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry

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Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes. – Dave Barry

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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Thats what the holidays are for – for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isnt that the Irish way? – Lara Flynn Boyle

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Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me. – Colin Farrell

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Every St. Patricks Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. – Shane Leslie

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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. – Brendan Behan

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