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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slo

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep. – Dave Barry

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While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

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I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. – Dave Barry

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The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

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Every St. Patricks Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. – Shane Leslie

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We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English. – Winston Churchill

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Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. – William Butler Yeats

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There is no language like the Irish for soothing and quieting. – John Millington Synge

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Wisdom is learning what to overlook. – William James

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I have great faith that Heavens there and Ill see my brothers and my mom and dad when I get there. – Ernie Harwell

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To me faith means not worrying. – John Dewey

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The owner of the New York Yankees, Mr. George Steinbrenner who I had the greatest respect for, I want to thank him for giving me the opportunity to win that special ring in 1996. – Wade Boggs

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