I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. – Dave Barry
Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. – Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. – Dave Barry