Quote by Dave Barry
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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funny
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Well try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail. – Dave Barry

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Patriotism
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Other Quotes from
War
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Some have argued that confronting the threat from Iraq could detract from the war against terror. To the contrary, confronting the threat posed by Iraq is crucial to winning the war on terror. – George W. Bush

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War

Accursed be he that first invented war. – Christopher Marlowe

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War

My youth passed at the time of the countrys reconstruction from the ruins and ashes of the war in which my nation never bowed to the enemy paying the highest price in the struggle. – Lech Walesa

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War

People say you favor assassination, what do you think war is? Except that its assassination on a much larger scale, a much more horrific scale. – John Bolton

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War

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And time itself? Time was a never-ending medium that stretched into the future and the past – except there was no future and no past, but an infinite number of brackets, extending either way, each bracket enclosing its single phase of the Universe. – Clifford D. Simak

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Future

Alas after a certain age, every man is responsible for his own face. – Albert Camus

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Face, Faces

Todays leading real-world retailer, Wal-Mart, uses software to power its logistics and distribution capabilities, which it has used to crush its competition. – Marc Andreessen

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power

Sometimes I laugh so hard the tears run down my leg. – Author Unknown

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Laughter