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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. – Dave Barry

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Fishing
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

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Party Invitation
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I believe that political correctness can be a form of linguistic fascism, and it sends shivers down the spine of my generation who went to war against fascism. – P. D. James

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I abhor war and view it as the greatest scourge of mankind. – Thomas Jefferson

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We are at war, and our security as a nation depends on winning that war. – Condoleezza Rice

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I would make this war as severe as possible, and show no symptoms of tiring till the South begs for mercy. – William Tecumseh Sherman

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Beware lest you lose the substance by grasping at the shadow. – Aesop

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I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think thats where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to. – Spalding Gray

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Sanity is very rare: every man almost, and every woman, has a dash of madness. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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