Quote by Dave Barry
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic background, is that we all believe we are above-average drivers. – Dave Barry

Category:
Age
Read Quote

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling. – Dave Barry

Category:
Food
Read Quote

While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotting drivel on TV, we on the Internet are exchanging, freely and openly, the most uninhibited, intimate and, yes, shocking details about our config.sys settings. – Dave Barry

Category:
Internet
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
War
category

Our strategy is one of preventing war by making it self-evident to our enemies that theyre going to get their clocks cleaned if they start one. – John W. Vessey, Jr.

Category:
War

And, of course, in the Philippines there were so many thousands of Americans that were captured by the Japanese and held and who were rescued by Filipino Americans, or Filipinos I should say, and by U.S. troops near the close of the war. – Dana Rohrabacher

Category:
War

We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves. – Margaret Cho

Category:
War

We – Band of Brothers

Category:
War

Random Quotes

American youth attributes much more importance to arriving at drivers license age than at voting age. – Marshall McLuhan

Category:
Age

I call it people-to-people politics and thats what politics should be about, reaching out and helping one another and touching one another about what were going to do. – Sonny Perdue

Category:
Politics

Music is what feelings sound like. – Author Unknown

Category:
Music

Film will only became an art when its materials are as inexpensive as pencil and paper. – Jean Cocteau

Category:
Art