Quote by Dave Barry
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry

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funny
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What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry

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Internet
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry

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Other Quotes from
War
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We have been travelling through a cloud. The sky has been dark ever since the war began. – Black Kettle

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War

Yes quaint and curious war is! You shoot a fellow down youd treat if met where any bar is, or help to half-a-crown. – Thomas Hardy

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War

Berlin is still going through a transition since the Cold War – both in what used to be East and West Berlin. I can still sense the confusion and the struggle for identity there in the streets. Theres a pulse to it. – Diane Kruger

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War

A skilful leech is better far, than half a hundred men of war. – Samuel Butler

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War

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Why do two colors, put one next to the other, sing? Can one really explain this? No. – Pablo Picasso

I have never been given to envy – save for the envy I feel toward those people who have the ability to make a marriage work and endure happily. – Paul Getty

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Marriage

Friendships the wine of life: but friendship new… is neither strong nor pure. – Edward Young

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Architecture is the reaching out for the truth. – Louis Kahn

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