Quote by Dave Barry
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

Category:
Sports :: Golf
Read Quote

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry

Category:
teen
Read Quote

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry

Category:
Religion
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
War
category

War is hell. – William Tecumseh Sherman

Category:
War

On the justification for the war, it wasnt related to finding any particular weapon of mass destruction. – Stephen Harper

Category:
War

Im against all war. – Puff Daddy

Category:
War

Yes quaint and curious war is! You shoot a fellow down youd treat if met where any bar is, or help to half-a-crown. – Thomas Hardy

Category:
War

Random Quotes

You know, working as an actor, Im always working within my own imagination. – Charles Keating

Category:
Imagination

I loved it, but social reality impeded. Now I wander in here at 9 in the morning or so, and come back for a while in the afternoon. I am a very lenient boss. – Donald E. Westlake

Category:
Morning

Anyone can write a story based on the kind of horror where you see a guy in car and then theres the bad guy in the back seat. Its infantile to rely on that for telling a story. Thats like going to bed and thinking theres a monster under your bed. Its silly. – Sergio Aragones

Category:
car

Cover your mouth when you cough. Never cover it when you smile. – Author Unknown

Category:
Smiles