I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry
What, exactly, is the Internet? Basically it is a global network exchanging digitized data in such a way that any computer, anywhere, that is equipped with a device called a “modem” can make a noise like a duck choking on a kazoo. – Dave Barry
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another persons plate. – Dave Barry