I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry
User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean “idiot.” – Dave Barry
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl. – Dave Barry