I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. – Dave Barry
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. – Dave Barry
In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry