Quote by Dave Barry
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer. – Dave Barry

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Computers
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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough…. I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding. – Dave Barry

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Skiing
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In college, Yuppies major in business administration. If to meet certain requirements they have to take a liberal arts course, they take Business Poetry. – Dave Barry

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Business
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War
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Theres nothing wrong with being a Conservative and coming up with a Conservative believe in foreign policy where we have a strong national defense and we dont go to war so carelessly. – Ron Paul

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War

War! that mad game the world so loves to play. – Jonathan Swift

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War

War is an instrument entirely inefficient toward redressing wrong and multiplies, instead of indemnifying losses. – Thomas Jefferson

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War

Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. He that has no children brings them up well. – Germaine Greer

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War

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By concentrating on what is good in people, by appealing to their idealism and their sense of justice, and by asking them to put their faith in the future, socialists put themselves at a severe disadvantage. – Ian Mcewan

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Faith

The Law of God in the Christian religion is the schoolmaster that leads us to Christ. – Randall Terry

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Religion

A mans life is what his thoughts make of it. – Marcus Aurelius

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Thought

Let us begin by committing ourselves to the truth to see it like it is, and tell it like it is, to find the truth, to speak the truth, and to live the truth. – Richard M. Nixon

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Truth