I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. – Dave Barry
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. – Dave Barry
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print. – Dave Barry