Quote by Dave Barry
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry

Other quotes by Dave Barry

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. – Dave Barry

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car
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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them. – Dave Barry

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How True!
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The taxpayers cannot be relied upon to support performing arts such as opera. As a taxpayer, I am forced to admit that I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera. – Dave Barry

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Music
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Other Quotes from
War
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It is our duty still to endeavor to avoid war but if it shall actually take place, no matter by whom brought on, we must defend ourselves. If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within or without, we must try to extinguish it. – Thomas Jefferson

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War

War itself is the enemy of the human race. – Howard Zinn

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War

All wars are civil wars, because all men are brothers. – François Fénelon

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War

Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labour, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television. – Lewis Thomas

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War

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We need to give each other the space to grow, to be ourselves, to exercise our diversity. We need to give each other space so that we may both give and receive such beautiful things as ideas, openness, dignity, joy, healing, and inclusion. – Max de Pree

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Life

Confidence is always overconfidence. – Robert Byrne

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Confidence

Ambition is the last refuge of the failure. – Oscar Wilde

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Failure

I never felt cool growing up. I was a bit of an outsider, but I discovered theatre very early on, which got me through. – Eric McCormack

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cool