I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War. – Dave Barry
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. – Dave Barry
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates. – Dave Barry
Imagine what will happen to this nation if large numbers of American women start using the Wonderbra. It will be catastrophic. The male half of the population will be nothing but mindless drooling Zombies of Lust. Granted, this is also true now, but it will be even worse. – Dave Barry
I remember when I took Quentin Tarantino with me to a very private screening of the documentary Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired, which shows some of the legal irregularities of his case. I was involved by the film, and it was an amazing experience to see people weep at the end of it. – Harvey Weinstein