I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen