I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen
Today I saw a red and yellow sunset and thought, how insignificant I am! Of course, I thought that yesterday too, and it rained. – Woody Allen