I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
Im not afraid to die, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
Im not afraid to die, I just dont want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . – Woody Allen