I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
As the poet said, Only God can make a tree, probably because its so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen
Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful — provided you get between the right man and the right woman. – Woody Allen
If my films dont show a profit, I know Im doing something right. – Woody Allen