Quote by Woody Allen
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally di

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen

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I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. – Woody Allen

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car
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As the poet said, only God can make a tree — probably because it’s so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. – Woody Allen

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Trees
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Basically my wife was immature. Id be at home in the bath and shed come in and sink my boats. – Woody Allen

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Opportunity expands when there is excellence and choice in education, when taxes are lowered, when every citizen has affordable, portable health insurance and when constitutional freedoms are preserved. – Mitt Romney

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During this period at the Department of Education, my working relationship with Judge Thomas was positive. – Anita Hill

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I believe we need a national amendment which will guarantee every child in America the promise of not just an equal education but a high-quality equal education. – Jonathan Kozol

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Illegal immigration costs taxpayers $45 billion a year in health care, education, and incarceration expenses. – Ric Keller

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True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. – Kurt Vonnegut

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From the manner in which a woman draws her thread at every stitch of her needlework, any other woman can surmise her thoughts. – Honore de Balzac

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