I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy. – Woody Allen
It shows exactly what you can do if youre a total psychotic. – Woody Allen
A relationship, I think, is like a shark, you know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark. – Woody Allen