I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. – Woody Allen
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said “No.” – Woody Allen
It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies. – Woody Allen