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I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally di

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. – Woody Allen

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An inventor is simply a fellow who doesnt take his education too seriously. – Charles Kettering

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Life must be a constant education one must learn everything, from speaking to dying. – Gustave Flaubert

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In these days, it is doubtful that any child may reasonably be expected to succeed in life if he is denied the opportunity of an education. – Earl Warren

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Competitiveness is really what it costs you per man-hour to get you what you want. In other words, theres an education level that plays into the mix and so if its inexpensive to buy an hour of real good education in places like China versus the U.S., that factors in. – Ray Dalio

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