Don Rickles's Quote - I have no idea what Im going to say when I stand up to give a toas

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I have no idea what Im going to say when I stand up to give a toas

I have no idea what Im going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. – Don Rickles

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Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder? – Don Rickles

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Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. – Don Rickles

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You cant study comedy its within you. Its a personality. My humor is an attitude. – Don Rickles

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