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I have no idea what Im going to say when I stand up to give a toas

I have no idea what Im going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. – Don Rickles

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When you stand alone and sell yourself, you cant please everyone. But when youre different, you can last. – Don Rickles

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Political correctness? In my humor, I never talk about politics. I was never much into all that. – Don Rickles

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I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man. – Cat Deeley

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In my experience, its not just that serious books get a hearing on comedy shows. But serious books get a serious hearing, as well as a funny one, on comedy shows. – Michael Mandelbaum

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If I studied all my life, I couldnt think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress. – Will Rogers

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