Don Rickles's Quote - I have no idea what Im going to say when I stand up to give a toas

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I have no idea what Im going to say when I stand up to give a toas

I have no idea what Im going to say when I stand up to give a toast. But I do know that anything I say I find funny. – Don Rickles

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Who picks your clothes – Stevie Wonder? – Don Rickles

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Some people say funny things, but I say things funny. – Don Rickles

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Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed. – Don Rickles

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