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Quote by Calvin Trillin
I never eat in a restaurant thats over a hundred feet off the grou

I never eat in a restaurant thats over a hundred feet off the ground and wont stand still. – Calvin Trillin

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If its inappropriate to write about, if theres nothing funny about it, then its not funny. – Calvin Trillin

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funny
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We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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funny
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I never did very well in math – I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadnt meant my answers literally. – Calvin Trillin

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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer. – Brendan Behan

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Italy will always have the best food. – Diane von Furstenberg

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No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into a jail for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned… a man in a jail has more room, better food, and commonly better company. – Samuel Johnson

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Food compulsion isnt a character disorder its a chemical disorder. – Robert Atkins

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Its a miracle was the last track recorded for the album, we based it on the rhythm from the middle of Late Home Tonight, where theres Graham Broad playing lots and lots of drums with me shouting in the background, pretending to be a mad Arab leader. – Roger Waters

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Summer is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather. – John Ruskin

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