Quote by Calvin Trillin
I never eat in a restaurant thats over a hundred feet off the grou

I never eat in a restaurant thats over a hundred feet off the ground and wont stand still. – Calvin Trillin

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I never did very well in math – I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadnt meant my answers literally. – Calvin Trillin

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Imagination
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We all know funny people who cant get it down on the page – even funny writers who cant get it down on the page. – Calvin Trillin

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funny
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I always say centered food equals centered behavior. – Marilu Henner

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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself. – Johnny Carson

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But they do not eat hot peppers in the United States. Here and there, yes. But hot peppers there are weak peppers here. – James Street (1903–1954), “The Grains of Paradise” [Village of Feliz, Taba

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Im girlie in the sense that I like makeup, but I also love sports and man food. – Carrie Underwood

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