Quote by Sloane Crosley
I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, i

I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesnt plague me that I have yet to do so. Put it this way: Ive never had to violently tug at my own pillow at 2 A.M. to get myself to stop snoring. – Sloane Crosley

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Personal technology has given us the freedom of being able to do whatever we want – and in the case of celebrities and athletes, whomever they want. But it can also serve as a humiliation jetpack. – Sloane Crosley

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Freedom
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I was the youngest of my entire family so you are tap-dancing to try to get the attention of your older cousins. I really hit my social stride in 6th grade, but before that I was a pretty big dork. You learn how to be amusing and how to work for it. – Sloane Crosley

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Family
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You cant possibly fathom the ins and outs of a prepubescent beauty treatment until youve felt the strange but exhilarating tingle of a cottage-cheese-and-Pop-Rocks facial. – Sloane Crosley

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Beauty
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I hope that what it comes down to at the end of the day is that people believe that I believe what Im singing. It comes down to being believable. You dont have to be likeable generally, though, I think I am. – John Mayer

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Im more than open to hope, but I think men and women have a difficult time dealing with each other and often take the low road. – Neil LaBute

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Hope

Im moving on. I should have made that clear when I made the announcement. I guess I wasnt clear. If people think youre leaving a show after all these years, you might be retiring. So I understand where theyre coming from, but I should have impressed the fact that I hope Im just moving on right now. – Regis Philbin

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Hope

Quit not certainty for hope. – Proverb

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Hope

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What do we ask of friendship except to be taken for what we pretend to be — and without having to pretend. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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The greater part of our happiness or misery depends on our dispositions and not our circumstances. – Martha Washington

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Your sacred space is where you can find yourself again and again. – Joseph Campbell

Those who can, do, those who cant teach; and those who can do neither, administer. – Calvin Calverley

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