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I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, i

I hope to one day co-sign a lease with another person but, well, it doesnt plague me that I have yet to do so. Put it this way: Ive never had to violently tug at my own pillow at 2 A.M. to get myself to stop snoring. – Sloane Crosley

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My grandmother was a kind of Scarsdale, New York, society woman, best known in her day as the author of the 1959 book Growing Your Own Way: An Informal Guide for Teen-Agers – this despite being a person whose parenting style made Joan Crawfords wire hangers look like pool noodles. – Sloane Crosley

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parenting
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I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I have zero spatial relations skills. It was official: I was a genius trapped in an idiots body. – Sloane Crosley

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Learning
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I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that everything will actually work out okay. – Sloane Crosley

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Faith
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Hope
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What is true of the individual will be tomorrow true of the whole nation if individuals will but refuse to lose heart and hope. – Mahatma Gandhi

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Hope

Im terrible as I never take my make-up off at night, which I know is really dreadful. Whenever Im out partying I just cant be bothered and now I am on Loose Women that tends to be all the time. I hope next year holds even more parties for me. – Carol Vorderman

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Hope

Im a romantic a sentimental person thinks things will last, a romantic person hopes against hope that they wont. – F. Scott Fitzgerald

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Hope

I hope the seeds I have sown will be taken up by those who will follow me because the journey I have begun cannot be undertaken in isolation. – Evelyn Glennie

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I love to cook comfort food. Ill make fish and vegetables or meat and vegetables and potatoes or rice. The ritual of it is fun for me, and the creativity of it. – Reese Witherspoon

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Food

My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldnt put together, and eventually eating charred sausages, feeling brilliant. – Jamie Oliver

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dad

When I find myself fading, I close my eyes and realize my friends are my energy. – Anon.

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Friends

My greatest fear is disappointing the reader, so each book has to be better than the one before. – Anthony Horowitz

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Fear