Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck. – Jeff Foxworthy

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Ive been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family. – Jeff Foxworthy

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My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

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But now, being a parent, I go home and see my son and I forget about any mistake I ever made or the reason Im upset. I get home and my son is smiling or he comes running to me. It has just made me grow as an individual and grow as a man. – LeBron James

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We should declare war on North Vietnam. We could pave the whole country and put parking strips on it, and still be home by Christmas. – Ronald Reagan

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I think I started learning lessons about being a good person long before I ever knew what basketball was. And that starts in the home, it starts with the parental influence. – Julius Erving

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When we started the show, Dallas was known as the city where JFK was assassinated. By the end it was known as JRs home town. – Larry Hagman

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I had a number of very strong personalities in my family. My father was a concert flutist, the solo flute for Toscanini. – Francis Ford Coppola

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There is a part of me that still wants to go out and grab a backpack and unplug – not take a cellphone or even a camera and just get out there and experience the world and travel. I have yet to do that, but someday I hope. – Emilio Estevez

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It is as painful perhaps to be awakened from a vision as to be born. – James Augustine

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Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors. – Joey Adams

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