Quote by Jeff Foxworthy
My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches th

My father-in-law gets up at 5 oclock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I dont know why theres this big rush to do this. – Jeff Foxworthy

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