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So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said Whos speaking please? And a voice said You are. – Tim Vine

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People ask do you make a conscious effort not to swear? – if youre doing silly stuff youre not tempted to put swearing in. All the comics from my childhood, who were funny without swearing, were the people that influenced me. What I do is quite traditional anyway. – Tim Vine

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One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally youll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and theyre both enjoying it. – Tim Vine

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