Quote by Anna Held
My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get

My little dog, he did not get ill. It is so funny that people get ill on a boat and dogs do not. – Anna Held

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Yes, I am seeking a husband. As soon as the right man asks me, I shall say, It is not good for a woman to live alone. – Anna Held

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