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Ive noticed that my resolutions involve me not doing stuff that I

Ive noticed that my resolutions involve me not doing stuff that I wasnt going to do anyway so heres something more positive. Im going to retrain as a Latin teacher in a provincial public school. – Arthur Smith

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Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the funny stuff in the world. – Arthur Smith

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The history of the relationship between comedy and swimming is short indeed. Of course it is always funny when someone falls into water, but thats about it. – Arthur Smith

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Sexy in India is not considered positive. But, with todays crop of fresh faces in the modelling arena, being sexy is an asset. – Aishwarya Rai

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Ive always had God, but now I want to go back to church for the sense of community and that feeling of positive thinking, a place where I can think about being a better person. – Julianne Hough

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No matter what youre going through, theres a light at the end of the tunnel and it may seem hard to get to it but you can do it and just keep working towards it and youll find the positive side of things. – Demi Lovato

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In the world of words, the imagination is one of the forces of nature. – Wallace Stevens

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