A man who calls bullshit fertilizer. – Frank Dane
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does. – Frank Dane
A man who calls bullshit fertilizer. – Frank Dane
Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does. – Frank Dane
A liberal is man who will give away everything he doesnt own. – Frank Dane
A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. – Frank Dane
It’s amazing how much funny stuff there is…. [A] river of rich comedic milk is flowing across the land, and as fast as I skim off the cream more cream appears…. I may be doomed to wade around forever in other people’s pith. Not that it’s such a bad life. – Robert Byrne, The Third and Possibly the Best 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said,