He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. – Joseph Heller
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. – Joseph Heller

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. – Joseph Heller
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. – Joseph Heller
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. – Joseph Heller
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it. – Joseph Heller