He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. – Joseph Heller
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. – Joseph Heller

He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt. – Joseph Heller
I want to keep my dreams, even bad ones, because without them, I might have nothing all night long. – Joseph Heller
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. – Joseph Heller
Destiny is a good thing to accept when its going your way. When it isnt, dont call it destiny call it injustice, treachery, or simple bad luck. – Joseph Heller
If a guy is skilled at anything, thats attractive. Theres something very primal about that and, sure, it can be as simple as figuring out the tip quickly. Its really cool when a guy tips 20 percent quickly and effortlessly so that when the check comes, he opens it and signs his name and done. – Danica McKellar