Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it. – Josh Billings
Theres lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they havent got time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God cant help but smile on it. – Josh Billings
Theres lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they havent got time to enjoy it. – Josh Billings
Newfoundland dogs are good to save children from drowning, but you must have a pond of water handy and a child, or else there will be no profit in boarding a Newfoundland. – Josh Billings
There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins. – Josh Billings
My parents came from Russia and suddenly they wound up in Boston, Massachusetts, Brookline, Massachusetts and they felt the sun rose and set on Franklin Delano Roosevelts backside because he meant so much to them. This was freedom. This was something totally different from the Russia they had left. – Mike Wallace