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Quote by Tommy Chong
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. - Tommy

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. – Tommy Chong

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Religion is run by thought police. Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Dont ask questions. Go die for your country. The spirituality says, Okay, you can die for your country, but know what youre doing while youre doing it. – Tommy Chong

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Religion
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Tommy Chong
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If I dont get paid Im going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane. – Tommy Chong

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Home
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Tommy Chong
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My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material. – Tommy Chong

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positive
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Tommy Chong
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Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

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funny

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. – Mark Twain

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funny

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things. – Todd Barry

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funny

I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming. – Demetri Martin

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funny

Random Quotes

I also want to go to an Italian island and do cuisine properly with some famous Italian chef and, like, his mother. – Elizabeth Olsen

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famous

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. – Kurt Vonnegut

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Age

Evolution and creationism both require faith. Its just a matter of where you choose to place that faith. – Benjamin Carson

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Faith

The romanticised life, where all the great poetry and music and art of the world comes from, is great but it requires a lot of self-indulgence. – Laura Marling

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Poetry