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The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. - Tommy

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. – Tommy Chong

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If I dont get paid Im going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane. – Tommy Chong

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My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material. – Tommy Chong

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Religion is run by thought police. Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Dont ask questions. Go die for your country. The spirituality says, Okay, you can die for your country, but know what youre doing while youre doing it. – Tommy Chong

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One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself. – Bill Murray

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Johnny Rotten. Hes a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and hed stand up and holler. Hes funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Dont think hes a jerk because he isnt. – Don Van Vliet

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So often, I read scripts and am like, This would never happen in real life. Its not trying to be funny. Its trying to be serious. – Shailene Woodley

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By trying we can easily endure adversity. Another mans, I mean. – Mark Twain

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