Quote by Tommy Chong
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. - Tommy

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. – Tommy Chong

Other quotes by Tommy Chong

If I dont get paid Im going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane. – Tommy Chong

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Home
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We won a contest at the teen fair in Vancouver and the first prize was a recording contract and we recorded at a radio station on the stairway, and we did a record and it got put out. – Tommy Chong

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teen
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Religion is run by thought police. Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Dont ask questions. Go die for your country. The spirituality says, Okay, you can die for your country, but know what youre doing while youre doing it. – Tommy Chong

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I was going through a little bit of turbulence in my career. And so, its funny how turbulence itself will make you hold onto something for security. And so the only thing I knew is trust in the Lord and lean not unto your own heart, in all thy ways acknowledge him and he shall direct thy path. – Emmitt Smith

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funny

When the sun comes up, I have morals again. – Elayne Boosler

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funny

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. – Jim Carrey

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funny

Wikipedia is just an incredible thing. It is fact-encirclingly huge, and it is idiosyncratic, careful, messy, funny, shocking and full of simmering controversies – and it is free, and it is fast. – Nicholson Baker

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funny

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Physical ills are the taxes laid upon this wretched life; some are taxed higher, and some lower, but all pay something. – Lord Chesterfield

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I decided to make Captain America because I realized I wasnt doing the film because it terrified me. You cant make decisions based on fear. – Chris Evans

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Thirty years ago, we were in a movie theater and thought it was so cool because we were finally delivered from the horrors of stained glass and wooden pews. – Bill Hybels

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I am not going to die, Im going home like a shooting star. – Sojourner Truth

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