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Quote by Tommy Chong
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. - Tommy

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. – Tommy Chong

Other quotes by Tommy Chong

Religion is run by thought police. Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Dont ask questions. Go die for your country. The spirituality says, Okay, you can die for your country, but know what youre doing while youre doing it. – Tommy Chong

Category:
Religion
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Tommy Chong
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To be in a situation where you have no rights whatsoever is something I wish everybody could experience. Peoples attitudes would change. It would be a better place. – Tommy Chong

Category:
Change
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Tommy Chong
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My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material. – Tommy Chong

Category:
positive
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Tommy Chong
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Other Quotes from
funny
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When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that werent there. – Zach Galifianakis

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funny

Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? – James Thurber

Category:
funny

Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its just hilarious. – Bill Hicks

Category:
funny

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesnt offend somebody its probably not a joke. Its probably an observation thats not funny. Its gotta offend somebody somewhere. – Jeff Ross

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funny

Random Quotes

If we couldnt laugh, we would all go insane. – Jimmy Buffett

Category:
Laughter

True friends stab you in the front. – Oscar Wilde

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Friendship

Working safely may get old, but so do those who practice it. – Author unknown

Category:
Safety

When you run into someone who is disagreeable to others, you may be sure he is uncomfortable with himself; the amount of pain we inflict upon others is directly proportional to the amount we feel within us. – Sydney J. Harris

Category:
Dissent