Quote by Tommy Chong
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. - Tommy

The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy. – Tommy Chong

Other quotes by Tommy Chong

Religion is run by thought police. Obey. Listen. This is what you do. Dont ask questions. Go die for your country. The spirituality says, Okay, you can die for your country, but know what youre doing while youre doing it. – Tommy Chong

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Religion
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If I dont get paid Im going to take a whole lot of Marshall amps home with me on the plane. – Tommy Chong

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Home
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My incarceration was actually a positive thing from the beginning. I needed a gimmick to get my act going again, it gave me material. – Tommy Chong

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positive
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Electricity is really just organized lightning. – George Carlin

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Comedys so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesnt get it, doesnt find it funny, then fine. – Johnny Vegas

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funny

When I was a kid I had this funny blonde hair and everyone called me Chick because I looked like Tweety Bird. – Nicky Hilton

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funny

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. – Clint Eastwood

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Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward. Next to the first one in the morning, its the best one of all. It tasted so good that even if I had been frigid I would have pretended otherwise just to be able to smoke it. – Florence King

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