I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield