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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. - R

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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Just as treasures are uncovered from the earth, so virtue appears from good deeds, and wisdom appears from a pure and peaceful mind. To walk safely through the maze of human life, one needs the light of wisdom and the guidance of virtue. – Buddha

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There are three kinds of intelligence: one kind understands things for itself, the other appreciates what others can understand, the third understands neither for itself nor through others. This first kind is excellent, the second good, and the third kind useless. – Niccolo Machiavelli

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Show me a good loser, and Ill show you a loser. – Vince Lombardi

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A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman as bad as she dares. – Elbert Hubbard

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