Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. - R

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, “Look, twins!” – Rodney Dangerfield

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