I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield
With my wife I dont get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had. The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield
With my wife I dont get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to the best woman a man ever had. The waiter joined me. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. – Rodney Dangerfield
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. – Rodney Dangerfield