Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. - R

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. – Rodney Dangerfield

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