I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he know he cant. – Rodney Dangerfield