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Quote by Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. - R

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield

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We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations – were doing everything we can to keep our marriage together. – Rodney Dangerfield

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