I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. – Rodney Dangerfield
Men who do things without being told draw the most wages. – Rodney Dangerfield
Its tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she wont drink from my glass. – Rodney Dangerfield
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. – Rodney Dangerfield