My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s. – Warren Beatty
How can anybody hate nurses? Nobody hates nurses. The only time you hate a nurse is when theyre giving you an enema. – Warren Beatty
Youve achieved success in your field when you dont know whether what youre doing is work or play. – Warren Beatty
Marriage requires a special talent, like acting. Monogamy requires genius. – Warren Beatty
Our scientific age demands that we provide definitions, measurements, and statistics in order to be taken seriously. Yet most of the important things in life cannot be precisely defined or measured. Can we define or measure love, beauty, friendship, or decency, for example? – Dennis Prager