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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put th

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Babies dont need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach… it pisses me off! Ill go over to a little baby and say What are you doing here? You havent worked a day in your life! – Steven Wright

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Life
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I named my dog Stay so I can say, “Come here, Stay. Come here, Stay.” – Steven Wright

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Dogs
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Birthday
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I think, at a childs birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. – Eleanor Roosevelt

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Well take the cake with the red cherry on top. – Navjot Singh Sidhu

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Birthday

All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. Im having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have. – Brandy Norwood

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Birthday

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. – Bruce Barton

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You only grow when you are alone. – Paul Newman

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Sudden resolutions, like the sudden rise of mercury in a barometer, indicate little else than the variability of the weather. – David Hare

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