For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and Im gone. – Steven Wright
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright