For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, Im afraid of widths. – Steven Wright
I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, Did you sleep good? I said No, I made a few mistakes. – Steven Wright