Steven Wright's Quote - For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put th

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put th

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. – Steven Wright

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good. – Steven Wright

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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car. – Steven Wright

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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. – Author Unknown

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I binge when Im happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like Im at a birthday party. – Kirstie Alley

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The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friends birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember peoples birthdays. – Julianna Margulies

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Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. – Don Marquis

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Its about strengthening the relationship and the bond of parent to child. – Blair Underwood

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When man is serene, the pulse of the heart flows and connects, just as pearls are joined together or like a string of red jade, then one can talk about a healthy heart. – The Yellow Emperor’s Canon of Internal Medicine, 2500 B.C.

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All I ask is the chance to prove that money cant make me happy. – Spike Milligan

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My girlfriend Siri is a food blogger, and we both love to entertain and eat. This is what happens when youre in your thirties: what was once a passion and real appetite for nightlife in New York City manifests itself into other things, like entertaining at home. – Carson Daly

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