Steven Wright's Quote - For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put th

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put th

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldnt park anywhere near the place. – Steven Wright

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I poured spot remover on my dog. Now hes gone. – Steven Wright

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If God dropped acid, would he see people? – Steven Wright

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They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. – Author Unknown

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The reason I met my husband was because I remembered a friends birthday. The moral of the story is: Remember peoples birthdays. – Julianna Margulies

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You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. Its like, See if you can blow this out. – Jerry Seinfeld

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I was quite a shy child. I would get terribly nervous and throw up before my birthday party. And then I would be fine. I feel the same now. I get nervous, then its fine. – Matthew Macfadyen

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Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. – Harold S. Geneen

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A precious liquid, a poison dearer than that of the Borgias — because it is made from our blood, our health, our sleep, and two-thirds of our love — we must be stingy with it. – Charles Baudelaire, “Advice to Young Writers,” 1867

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