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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put th

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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There was a power outage at a department store yesterday. Twenty people were trapped on the escalators. – Steven Wright

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Birthday
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The first fact about the celebration of birthdays is that it is a good way of affirming defiantly, and even flamboyantly, that it is a good thing to be alive. – G.K. Chesterton, “Our Birthday,” 1935

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Birthday

Every day, every birthday candle I blow out, every penny I throw over my shoulder in a wishing well, every time my daughter says, Lets make a wish on a star, theres one thing I wish for: wisdom. – Rene Russo

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Birthday

Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. – Sammy Hagar

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Birthday

Well, I started conducting kind of by accident. I wanted to give myself a special birthday present for my fortieth birthday, and I was living in San Francisco at the time and I started attending some of the concerts and then simply dropping hints. – Bobby McFerrin

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Keep a thing seven years and it’s bound to come in handy. – Russian Proverb

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Fame — the aggregate of all the misunderstandings that collect around a new name. – Rainer Maria Rilke

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Miscellaneous

Others indeed may talk, and write, and fight about liberty, and make an outward pretence to it but the free-thinker alone is truly free. – George Berkeley

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I dont believe in being mean to anyone. Im a really peaceful person. Thats something I get from my family. – Nick Carter

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