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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put th

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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Love the giver more than the gift. – Brigham Young

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Mum loves me being famous! She is so excited and proud, as she had me so young and couldnt support me, so I am living her dream, its sweeter for both of us. Its her 40th birthday soon and Im going to buy her 40 presents. – Adele

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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time. – Jean Paul Richter

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