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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put th

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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I think Gods going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding. – Steven Wright

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Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. – Steven Wright

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I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side. – Steven Wright

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For my birthday my husband learned to cook and is cooking one day a week for me. But he only likes to do fancy dishes. So we end up with weird, obscure things in the refrigerator. – Cheryl Hines

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I crashed my boyfriends birthday when I was 12 years old. He didnt invite me and so I showed up. – Isla Fisher

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My son had his eighth birthday recently and we had a chance to borrow the film and show it to all of his friends that was at his birthday party and they loved it. I was a little nervous. I said they might not even like it, and say his daddys movie is wack, but they loved it. – Blair Underwood

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Let them eat cake. – Marie Antoinette

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