Steven Wright's Quote - For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put th

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put th

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. – Steven Wright

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I had to stop driving my car for a while… the tires got dizzy. – Steven Wright

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I bought some batteries, but they werent included. – Steven Wright

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. – Larry Lorenzoni

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