It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive. – Nicholas Johnson Category: Black Friday Shopping
Anyone who believes the competitive spirit in America is dead has never been in a supermarket when the cashier opens another checkout line. – Ann Landers Category: Black Friday Shopping
Advertisers constantly invent cures to which there is no disease. – Author Unknown Category: Black Friday Shopping
For lack of a better term, theyve labeled me a sex symbol. Its flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy. – Dennis Franz Category: Flattery
There is nothing that puts a man more in your debt than that he owes you nothing. – Mark Caine Category: Help
The reason women don’t play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. – Phyllis Diller Category: Homecoming
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. – Sir Winston Churchill Category: Humorous
