Health — what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller Category: Alcohol
Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation. – Kin Hubbard Category: Alcohol
If food hath slain its thousands, then drink has slain its tens of thousands. – William Kitchiner, Directions for Invigorating and Prolonging Life, 1831 Category: Alcohol
Men are only as good as their technical development allows them to be. – George Orwell Category: good
Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit. – George Carlin Category: Money
