We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. – Horace Hutchinson Category: Alcohol
I believe that when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade — and then try to find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party. – Ron White Category: Alcohol
I never said I wanted to be around for a long time. I always said I wanted to be here for a good time. – Kid Rock Category: Time
Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. – Henry David Thoreau Category: Philosophical
