Quotes by

Ellie Kemper

If youre going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice. – Ellie Kemper

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in The Sound of Music. – Ellie Kemper

My painting teacher in high school used to say, I cant paint like I want to, but through practice Ill get better. But I dont think thats true. I think sometimes you just cant paint. – Ellie Kemper

I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripas job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show. – Ellie Kemper

Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them. – Ellie Kemper