Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them. – Ellie Kemper
Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in The Sound of Music. – Ellie Kemper
If youre going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice. – Ellie Kemper
I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripas job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show. – Ellie Kemper
I think Ive got my business notions and my sense for that sort of thing from my dad. My dad never had a chance to go to school. He couldnt read and write. But he was so smart. He was just one of those people that could just make the most of anything and everything that he had to work with. – Dolly Parton