Quote by Ellie Kemper
If youre going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of sufferi

If youre going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice. – Ellie Kemper

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My painting teacher in high school used to say, I cant paint like I want to, but through practice Ill get better. But I dont think thats true. I think sometimes you just cant paint. – Ellie Kemper

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Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them. – Ellie Kemper

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I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripas job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting a talk show. – Ellie Kemper

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Of course, I do have a slight advantage over the rest of you. It helps in a pinch to be able to remind your bride that you gave up a throne for her. – King Edward VIII

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I have a crusade against fondant, also shortening. Theres no reason why wedding cakes cant taste good if you know what youre doing. – Ron Ben-Israel

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When I planned my wedding the first time, my ex-husband and I, we were both struggling comics. I had a TV show that had gotten cancelled. Basically, I rented a wedding gown the reception hall smelled like feet. – Sherri Shepherd

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It was only literally hours after the wedding when he felt he didnt have to keep up the facade. – Trisha Goddard

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