Quote by Ellie Kemper
If youre going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of sufferi

If youre going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice. – Ellie Kemper

Other quotes by Ellie Kemper

Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von Trapp in The Sound of Music. – Ellie Kemper

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Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring at them. – Ellie Kemper

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My painting teacher in high school used to say, I cant paint like I want to, but through practice Ill get better. But I dont think thats true. I think sometimes you just cant paint. – Ellie Kemper

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Id been a wedding singer through college, but after a few years of doing my best renditions of jazz standards to clinking glasses and the sound of forks on salad, I thought, Oh God, if this is all I do, Ill never be able to live with myself. – Idina Menzel

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As a pastor, you get invited into the most poignant moments of peoples lives. Whether its a wedding or a funeral or a hospital visit, you get invited into the center of the event, whether or not you know the people. – Rob Bell

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A young bride is like a plucked flower but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over. – Honore de Balzac

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A big part of being in a wedding is the financial obligation, and thats something that people dont really talk about, but if youre asked to be in a wedding, youre gonna have to fork over some cash. – Kristen Wiig

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Suffering passes, while love is eternal. Thats a gift that you have received from God. Dont waste it. – Laura Ingalls Wilder

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It is respectable to have no illusions, and safe, and profitable and dull. – Joseph Conrad

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Censors tend to do what only psychotics do: they confuse reality with illusion. – David Cronenberg

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The only reason I became the singer in the band is because I sang the best. It wasnt out of some desire to be a star or be a famous singer. Its not like I love interviews. – Adam Levine

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