Quote by Jerry Lewis
Ive had great success being a total idiot. - Jerry Lewis

Ive had great success being a total idiot. – Jerry Lewis

Other quotes by Jerry Lewis

This is the pain pacemaker. Ive got a battery under my skin. From that battery are two electrodes that go into the spine where they cut bone away to accommodate it. Now I put on the power here. If I have the pain, the stimulator starts. Its tingling, like when your foot falls asleep, you know? – Jerry Lewis

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power
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If youre an old pro, you know how well youre doing when youre doing it, and your inner government spanks you if youre not doing well. – Jerry Lewis

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Government
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Every mans dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. – Jerry Lewis

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funny
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Success
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I worked half my life to be an overnight success, and still it took me by surprise. – Jessica Savitch

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Success

The first requisite for success is the ability to apply your physical and mental energies to one problem incessantly without growing weary. – Charles Caleb Colton

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Success

My formula for success is rise early, work late, and strike oil. – Paul Getty

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Success

Youth is not enough. And love is not enough. And success is not enough. And, if we could achieve it, enough would not be enough. – Mignon McLaughlin

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Success

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The reality of life is that your perceptions — right or wrong — influence everything else you do. When you get a proper perspective of your perceptions, you may be surprised how many other things fall into place. – Roger Birkman

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Reality

One must always try to see the truth of a situation – it makes things universal. – V. S. Naipaul

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Truth

Some of the best lessons we ever learn are learned from past mistakes. The error of the past is the wisdom and success of the future. – Dale Turner

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best

We are all serving a life sentence in the dungeon of the self. – Cyril Connolly

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Prison