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I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

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Im most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you dont have that, you really dont have very much. – Bob Newhart

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I really dont know what makes a comedian. I think its a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. – Bob Newhart

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I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage. – Bob Newhart

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A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. – Francis Bacon, Essays, 1625

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One of the most difficult speeches to prepare is an address to a graduation class, which is why I dont often do them. – Jerry Moran

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The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. – Author Unknown

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I went to college at the University of Kansas, where I got a degree in political science. – Sara Paretsky

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Funny is funny. – Don Rickles

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Actually, if I dont eat healthy food I dont feel good. For me, I crave healthy food. – Kristin Cavallari

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It is, in my view, the duty of an apple to be crisp and crunchable, but a pear should have such a texture as leads to silent consumption. – Edward Bunyard

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It is not death, it is dying that alarms me. – Michel de Montaigne

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