Quote by Bob Newhart
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

Other quotes by Bob Newhart

I dont like country music, but I dont mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. – Bob Newhart

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Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. – Bob Newhart

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Im not retiring. I am graduating. Today is my graduation day. Retirement means that youll just go ahead and live on your laurels and surf all day in Oceanside. It aint going to happen. – Junior Seau

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I didnt get my degree at NYU I got it later, they gave me an honourary one. – Jim Jarmusch

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It is soooooo necessary to get the basic skills, because by the time you graduate, undergraduate or graduate, that field would have totally changed from your first day of school. – Leigh Steinberg

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I disagree with a lot of those changes, however at the end of the day – I go down to recruit graduation at least once or twice a year. – R. Lee Ermey

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One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, “Bless you.” – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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No amount of energy will take the place of thought. A strenuous life with its eyes shut is a kind of wild insanity. – Henry Van Dyke

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My mom wont let anyone treat me like a little princess. – Chloe Moretz

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