Quote by Bob Newhart
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

Other quotes by Bob Newhart

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. – Bob Newhart

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Laughter
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I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage. – Bob Newhart

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Marriage
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I really dont know what makes a comedian. I think its a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person, he may never utter a funny line. – Bob Newhart

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funny
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Other Quotes from
Graduation
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The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. – Author Unknown

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Graduation

You are educated. Your certification is in your degree. You may think of it as the ticket to the good life. Let me ask you to think of an alternative. Think of it as your ticket to change the world. – Tom Brokaw

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Graduation

To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks. – A.A. Milne

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Graduation

Don’t judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant. – Robert Louis Stevenson

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Graduation

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I dont watch television, I think it destroys the art of talking about oneself. – Stephen Fry

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You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. – W. Somerset Maugham

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Hollywood is so fake and people need to realize that people are just people, and you, too, dont need to be born into something or have money or have whatever product someone is hawking on you. – Katy Perry

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Money