Quote by Bob Newhart
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

Other quotes by Bob Newhart

I dont like country music, but I dont mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. – Bob Newhart

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Music
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Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. – Bob Newhart

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Laughter
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I dont know how many sacred cows there are today. I think theres a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. Thats kind of regrettable. – Bob Newhart

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Humor
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The idea of winning a doctors degree gradually assumed the aspect of a great moral struggle, and the moral fight possessed immense attraction for me. – Elizabeth Blackwell

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The morning after my high-school graduation found me up early job hunting. The dream of college I put on the back burner. – Martha Reeves

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Graduation

So in my uncertainty, I went to graduate school and there it all happened. – Ted Nelson

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Graduation

Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you’ll make a difference. – Arie Pencovici

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Take from the philosopher the pleasure of being heard and his desire for knowledge ceases. – Jean-Jacques Rousseau

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It might be said of psychoanalysis that if you give it your little finger it will soon have your whole hand. – Sigmund Freud

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For horror movies, color is reassuring because, at least in older films, it adds to the fakey-ness. – Lynda Barry

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movies

We are known to our friends by a look in our eyes that we never see in a mirror. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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