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Quote by Bob Newhart
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do. – Bob Newhart

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I dont know how many sacred cows there are today. I think theres a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. Thats kind of regrettable. – Bob Newhart

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Bob Newhart
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Im most proud of the longevity of my marriage, my kids, and my grandchildren. If you dont have that, you really dont have very much. – Bob Newhart

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Marriage
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Success isn’t a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. – Arnold H. Glasow

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North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand? – Bobby Heenan

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The man who will use his skill and constructive imagination to see how much he can give for a dollar, instead of how little he can give for a dollar, is bound to succeed. – Henry Ford

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The essays in The Great Taos Bank Robbery were my project to win a Master of Arts degree in English when I quit being a newspaper editor and went back to college. – Tony Hillerman

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Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken. – Jane Austen

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Ah, gravity: thou art a heartless bitch. – Robert Cohen, Chuck Lorre, and Bill Prady, The Big Bang Theory, “The Big Bran Hy

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The quoting of an aphorism, like the angry barking of a dog or the smell of overcooked broccoli, rarely indicates that something helpful is about to happen. – Lemony Snicket, The Vile Village, 2001

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Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort. – Franklin D. Roosevelt

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