A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings

A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing till it gets there. – Josh Billings
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. – Josh Billings