Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings

Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. – Josh Billings
The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide. – Josh Billings
There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them. – Josh Billings
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. – Josh Billings