Remember: “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser. – Author Unknown

Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling. – George Gordon, Lord Byron

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. – Nancie J. Carmody