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Remember: “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser. – Author Unknown

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Health – what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down. – Phyllis Diller

To good eating belongs good drinking. – German Proverb

Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends. – Nancie J. Carmody

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The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. – John McNulty

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From a very early age, my wife and I told our son that there are times and places for everything. I told him, look, when youre in class, you have to be quiet and listen to your teacher, but when you go out to the playground, you can scream and be silly. – Mark Hoppus

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Posterity will never survey a nobler grave than this: here lie the bones of Castlereagh: stop, traveler, and piss. – Lord (George Gordon) Byron

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What I learned growing up on the farm was a way of life that was centered on hard work, and on faith and on thrift. Those values have stuck with me my whole life. – Rick Perry

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