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Remember: “I” before “E,” except in Budweiser. – Author Unknown

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Barry

The goal of all civilization, all religious thought, and all that sort of thing is simply to have a good time. But man gets so solemn over the process that he forgets the end. – Don Marquis

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. – George Santayana, "War Shrines," Soliloquies in England and Later Solilo

She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked. – Evelyn Waugh

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I think I dont regret a single excess of my responsive youth – I only regret, in my chilled age, certain occasions and possibilities I didnt embrace. – Henry James

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If you ask men why they did a good job, theyll say, Im awesome. Obviously. Why are you even asking? If you ask women why they did a good job, what theyll say is someone helped them, they got lucky, they worked really hard. – Sheryl Sandberg

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Whither goest thou, America, in thy shiny car in the night? – Jack Kerouac

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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. – Kinky Friedman

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