You might be a firefighter if the microwave goes off and you run o

You might be a firefighter if the microwave goes off and you run out of the house thinking it was your pager. – Author Unknown

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I have no ambition in this world but one, and that is to be a fireman. The position may, in the eyes of some, appear to be a lowly one; but we who know the work which the fireman has to do believe that his is a noble calling. Our proudest moment is to save lives. – Edward F. Croker

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The very worst fire plan is no plan. The next worse is two plans. – Author Unknown

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You might be a firefighter if “climbing the corporate ladder” has nothing to do with career advancement. – Author Unknown

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Have cognition before ignition. – Author Unknown

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