Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. – Mark Twain
When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one. – Mark Twain
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position. – Mark Twain
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. – Mark Twain