Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. – Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. – Mark Twain
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. – Mark Twain
It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain. – Mark Twain
I was a huge fan of comedy and movies and TV growing up, and I was able to memorize and mimic a lot of things, not realizing that that meant I probably wanted to be an actor. I just really, really amused myself and my friends with memorizing entire George Carlin or Steve Martin albums. – Hank Azaria