I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain

I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain
I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes. – Mark Twain
Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. – Mark Twain
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. – Mark Twain