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Quote by Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I a

I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. – Mark Twain

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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain

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A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. – Ambrose Bierce

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Even the best of friends cannot attend each others funeral. – Kehlog Albran

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Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead. – Francois de la Rochefoucauld

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In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. – George Ade

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