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Quote by Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I a

I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain

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It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of opinion that makes horse races. – Mark Twain

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No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters. It has never been done. – Mark Twain

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The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral. – Ralph Waldo Emerson

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A tomb now suffices him for whom the whole world was not sufficient. – Alexander The Great

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Even the best of friends cannot attend each others funeral. – Kehlog Albran

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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown

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