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Quote by Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I a

I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain

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The man who carries a cat by the tail learns something that can be learned in no other way. – Mark Twain

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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you dont want, drink what you dont like, and do what youd rather not. – Mark Twain

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Under the wide and starry sky,
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Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. – Harold MacMillan

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The house appointed for all the living. – Bible

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A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in. – Irvin S. Cobb

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The paper burns, but the words fly away. – Akiba ben Joseph

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Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. – Doug Larson

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I never think of myself as wise. I think of myself as possessing a critical intelligence which I intend to allow to operate. – Harold Pinter

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