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Quote by Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I a

I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain

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Man – a creature made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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A round man cannot be expected to fit in a square hole right away. He must have time to modify his shape. – Mark Twain

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Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand. – Mark Twain

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As grand and griefless as a rich mans funeral. – Sidney Thompson Dobell

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Some people never head a procession until theyre dead. – Source Unknown

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Funeral Blues

– W. H. Auden

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The only reason I might go to the funeral is to make absolutely sure that hes dead. – Source Unknown

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Absence and death are the same – only that in death there is no suffering. – Theodore Roosevelt

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