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Quote by Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I a

I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain

Other quotes by Mark Twain

If to be interesting is to be uncommonplace, it is becoming a question, with me, if there are any commonplace people. – Mark Twain

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Ordinary
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Mark Twain
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. – Mark Twain

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Cats
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Mark Twain
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The house appointed for all the living. – Bible

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Funerals

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. – Harold MacMillan

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Funerals

Tombs are the clothes of the dead and a grave is a plain suit; while an expensive monument is one with embroidery. – Richard Buckminster Fuller

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Funerals

A funeral is a pageant whereby we attest our respect for the dead by enriching the undertaker. – Ambrose Bierce

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Funerals

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He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has. – Epictetus

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Gratitude

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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History

The idea of regretting not doing this seemed insane to me. Sitting in the corner at a bar at age 60, saying: I couldve been Bond. Buy me a drink. Thats the saddest place I could be. At least now at 60 I can say: I was Bond. Now buy me a drink. – Daniel Craig

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Age

Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play. – William Congreve

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Marriage