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Quote by Mark Twain
I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I a

I did not attend his funeral; but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved of it. About a politician who had recently died – Mark Twain

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Man was made at the end of the weeks work when God was tired. – Mark Twain

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God
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In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours. – Mark Twain

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Springtime
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The house appointed for all the living. – Bible

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Funerals

Tombs are the clothes of the dead and a grave is a plain suit; while an expensive monument is one with embroidery. – Richard Buckminster Fuller

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Funerals

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. – Harold MacMillan

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Funerals

Where a blood relation sobs, an intimate friend should choke up, a distant acquaintance should sigh, a stranger should merely fumble sympathetically with his handkerchief. – Mark Twain

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The darker the film, the more vital everyones sense of humor is on set. – Eric Bana

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I have often thought that if a rational Fascist dictatorship were to exist, then it would choose the American system. – Noam Chomsky

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Although believers by nature, are far from God, and children of wrath, even as others, yet it is amazing to think how nigh they are brought to him again by the blood of Jesus Christ. – George Whitefield

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Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. – Mark Twain

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