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A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can putt very well. – Author Unknown

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The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes. – Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1975

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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it. – Robin Williams, 1986

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One of the most fascinating things about golf is how it reflects the cycle of life. No matter what you shoot — the next day you have to go back to the first tee and begin all over again and make yourself into something. – Peter Jacobsen

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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad. – A.A. Milne

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