To err is human, to purr is feline. – Robert Byrne
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. – Robert Byrne

To err is human, to purr is feline. – Robert Byrne
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. – Robert Byrne
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. – Robert Byrne
I like cats…. When I meet a cat, I say, “Poor Pussy!” and stoop down and tickle the side of its head; and the cat sticks up its tail in a rigid, cast-iron manner, arches its back, and wipes its nose up against my trousers; and all is gentleness and peace. – Jerome K. Jerome, Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog), 1889