Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Hanukkah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis. – KOACH Humor, "Holiday Distinctions Finally Explained" (KOACH College Out
The press is just not your friend when it comes to a marriage. Thats why we didnt sell the pictures of our wedding, and we got offered millions of dollars for them, millions. – Katy Perry