Christmas brings enormous electric bills. Candles are used for Hanukkah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis. – KOACH Humor, "Holiday Distinctions Finally Explained" (KOACH College Out
Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so. For, those, whom thou thinkst thou dost overthrow. Die not, poor death, nor yet canst thou kill me. – John Donne
I met my boyfriend, a pro poker player, at a tournament. He tried to dissuade me because its a seedy gritty world. Listen, Ive played till 4 in the morning. Ive played with a half million dollars on the table. – Jennifer Tilly
New York State is upside down and backwards high taxes and low performance. The New York State government was at one time a national model. Now, unfortunately, its a national disgrace. Sometimes, the corruption in Albany could even make Boss Tweed blush. – Andrew Cuomo
