The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. – Evan Esar
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. – Evan Esar
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar