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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures dont lie,

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures dont lie, but admits than under analysis some of them wont stand up either. – Evan Esar

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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar

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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar

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I still work hard to know my business. Im continuously looking for ways to improve all my companies, and Im always selling. Always. – Mark Cuban

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Theres no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. – David Letterman

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To command is to serve, nothing more and nothing less. – Andre Malraux

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To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business, and your business in your heart. – Thomas Watson, Sr.

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One of the good things that come of a true marriage is, that there is one face on which changes come without your seeing them; or rather there is one face which you can still see the same, through all the shadows which years have gathered upon it. – George MacDonald

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