Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary. – Evan Esar
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures dont lie, but admits than under analysis some of them wont stand up either. – Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar
I wasnt a ballet baby. My first dance class was in an outdoor pavilion when I was three. It was called creative movement. The teacher gave us chiffon scarves in beautiful colors. She turned on some music and said, Now go dance. So for me, dance has always been about self-expression. – Carrie Ann Inaba