Quote by Evan Esar
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. - Eva

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. – Evan Esar

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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar

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Family
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar

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Education
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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures dont lie, but admits than under analysis some of them wont stand up either. – Evan Esar

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Other Quotes from
Humankind
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As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities. – Voltaire

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Humankind

Man talks about everything, and he talks about everything as though the understanding of everything were all inside him. – Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin

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Humankind

We may be the intelligent species, but we are certainly not the smartest! – Kyle Short

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Humankind

It is not titles that honor men, but men that honor titles. – Niccolò Machiavelli

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Humankind

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I am but an architectural composer. – Alexander Jackson Davis

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More than ever before, there is a global understanding that long-term social, economic, and environmental development would be impossible without healthy families, communities, and countries. – Gro Harlem Brundtland

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I may be accused or rashness, but not sluggishness. – Napoleon Bonaparte

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I come from a different era and I design clothes for our era. I think of people I want to dress when I design. – Alexander McQueen

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