Evan Esar's Quote - Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. – Eva

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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. - Eva

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. – Evan Esar

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Hope is tomorrows veneer over todays disappointment. – Evan Esar

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Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar

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Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar

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On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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We may be the intelligent species, but we are certainly not the smartest! – Kyle Short

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In creating the human brain, evolution has wildly overshot the mark. – Arthur Koestler

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Society has always seemed to demand a little more from human beings than it will get in practice. – George Orwell

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Tell him he can have my title, but I want it back in the morning. – Jack Dempsey

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If I want to get work done, thats usually about 3 in the morning. – Marc Andreessen

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Only mothers can think of the future – because they give birth to it in their children. – Maxim Gorky

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