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Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. - Eva

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. – Evan Esar

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Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures dont lie, but admits than under analysis some of them wont stand up either. – Evan Esar

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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar

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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar

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Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve. – Erich Fromm, Man for Himself, 1947

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We are survival machines — robot vehicles blindly programmed to preserve the selfish molecules known as genes. – Richard Dawkins, The Selfish Gene

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On the Sixth Day, God created man, the sort of result you often get when you go in to work on a Saturday. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

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Man uses his intelligence less in the care of his own species than he does in his care of anything else he owns or governs. – Abraham Meyerson

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You see so many earnest characters in movies all the time, everyone has a purpose. – Joaquin Phoenix

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What would be a show that I would rescue? If I could bring anything back, it would be The Carol Burnett Show. Tim Conway is just… I just watched him so many times do stuff over and over. Hes just so amazing. – Tony Hale

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I have no qualms about saying I am more confident in the medical treatment in America. The breast cancer survival rate is 20 per cent higher than in the UK. – Koo Stark

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Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o clock is a scoundrel. – Samuel Johnson