Quote by Evan Esar
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. - Eva

Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. – Evan Esar

Other quotes by Evan Esar

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures dont lie, but admits than under analysis some of them wont stand up either. – Evan Esar

Category:
Business
Author
Evan Esar
Read Quote

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar

Category:
Business
Author
Evan Esar
Read Quote

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasnt done it. – Evan Esar

Category:
Home
Author
Evan Esar
Read Quote
Other Quotes from
Humankind
category

It would indeed be a tragedy if the history of the human race proved to be nothing more than the story of an ape playing with a box of matches on a petrol dump. – David Ormsby Gore

Category:
Humankind

As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities. – Voltaire

Category:
Humankind

Every human being is a problem in search of a solution. – Ashley Montagu

Category:
Humankind

Perchance God will pity a race that sought the better angels of its nature and found only its lesser demons. – Robert Brault, rbrault.blogspot.com

Category:
Humankind

Random Quotes

At my age you dont go into fatherhood lightly. – Rod Stewart

Category:
Age

Seek first to understand and then to be understood. – Stephen Covey

Category:
Understanding

Ive had a lot of success over the years racing in New York, but the main point is that I feel the marathon is a different event, a lot more my event. – Paula Radcliffe

Category:
Success

Here is the secret of inspiration: Tell yourself that thousands and tens of thousands of people, not very intelligent and certainly no more intelligent than the rest of us, have mastered problems as difficult as those that now baffle you. – William Feather

Category:
inspirational