Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. – Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. – Evan Esar
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures. – Evan Esar
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week. – Evan Esar
Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. – Evan Esar