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Quote by Larry David
I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking,

I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so its the best of both worlds. Theres a lot to be said for it. – Larry David

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mom
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Larry David
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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens. – Larry David

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Change
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Birthday
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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. – Jim Valvano

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Birthday

With my daughter, we do arts and crafts, we read a lot, we listen to music, and we cut the strings off balloons and bounce them around after birthday parties. – Lisa Loeb

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Birthday

Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four days on the left and three on the right. Every social engagement, interview, reading, flight, doctors appointment, birthday and dry-cleaning reminder has been handwritten between metal loops. – Sloane Crosley

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Birthday

Well take the cake with the red cherry on top. – Navjot Singh Sidhu

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Birthday

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Tigers die and leave their skins; people die and leave their names. – Japanese Proverb

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Names

The world is divided into men who have wit and no religion and men who have religion and no wit. – Avicenna

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Men

Im not into organized religion. Im into believing in a higher source of creation, realizing were all just part of nature. – Neil Young

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Nature

All men have a reason, but not all men can give a reason. – John Henry Cardinal Newman

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Perspective