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Quote by Larry David
I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking,

I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldnt normally. – Larry David

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Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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funny
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