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I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking,

I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. – Larry David

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