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I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking,

I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I dont like to have hot food for lunch. – Larry David

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Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens. – Larry David

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I want to say that probably 24 hours after I told CBS that I was stepping down at my 65th birthday, I was already regretting it. And I regretted it every day since. – Walter Cronkite

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Its odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. Youll have a nice time, then two years later youll be like, There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg? – David Sedaris

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The day before my 16th birthday I got my guitar. – Stevie Nicks

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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. – Steven Wright

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I know a lot of people fear the rougher types who might be at a state school, but surely it is better to know who they are and how to deal with them than for that kind of child to appear as a completely different species to yours. – Arabella Weir

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Looking back, I think I was always musical. My dad was very musical, and I think my mom was musical. – Paul McCartney

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