Larry David's Quote - I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking,

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I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking,

I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. – Larry David

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