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Quote by Larry David
I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking,

I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

Other quotes by Larry David

When youre not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom. – Larry David

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Freedom
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Larry David
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Religion doesnt play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I dont think Ive ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word Jew or saying it myself. – Larry David

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Religion
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Larry David
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I couldnt be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. – Larry David

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War
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Other Quotes from
Birthday
category

There is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn

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Birthday

Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birthday party. That would be horrible. – Margaret Cho

Category:
Birthday

There werent any astronauts until I was about 10. Yuri Gagarin went into space right around my 10th birthday. – John L. Phillips

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Birthday

I hate birthdays. – Zane Grey

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Birthday

Random Quotes

I should have been out there having a wild time like all the other girls my age, but I wasnt. I was going home every night to what was, initially, a very happy marriage. – Amanda Holden

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Marriage

You can never be comfortable with your success, youve got to be paranoid youre going to lose it. – Lou Gerstner

Category:
Success

I have the opportunity to be part of swimming history. To take the sport to a new level would be an honor for me. Theres no better time to try this than now. – Michael Phelps

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History

A free and open Internet should not have to be weighed down by legal challenges – its dynamism is essential to our economy. – Anna Eshoo

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legal