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Quote by Larry David
I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking,

I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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I couldnt be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. – Larry David

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War
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Larry David
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It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. – Larry David

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Birthday
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Ive looked after my money. As I started working around my third birthday, my first check went straight to the bank. – Samantha Barks

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Birthday

I am a big popcorn fanatic. I love popcorn. In fact one year for my birthday, my husband bought me one of those big popcorn machines like they have in movie theaters. – Debbie Macomber

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Birthday

I tried to bake a cake for my mothers birthday – it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. – Rachael Ray

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Birthday

They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. – Author Unknown

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Birthday

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I am totally fascinated by people and our history as I understand and continue to explore it. People have so much to give and so far to go and yet we have given and gone a great distance. Its really just interesting to ask: why not? And see where that takes me. – Nikki Giovanni

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History

History is a guide to navigation in perilous times. History is who we are and why we are the way we are. – David McCullough

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Aviation is not in itself inherently dangerous. But to an even greater degree than even the sea, it is terribly unforgiving of any carelessness, incapacity or neglect. – Alfred Gilmer Lamplugh

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Before the BBC, I joined the Navy in order to travel. – David Attenborough

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