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Quote by Larry David
I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking,

I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David

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I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. – Larry David

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Theres also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny. – Larry David

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There are times when Im driving home after a days shooting, thinking to myself, That scene wouldve been so much better if I had written it out. – Larry David

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Some people wont go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. – Anne Lamott

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The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that youre only as well as you are. – Anne Lamott

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You always get a special kick on opening day, no matter how many you go through. You look forward to it like a birthday party when youre a kid. You think something wonderful is going to happen. – Joe DiMaggio

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Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever. – Don Marquis

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