I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David
You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David

I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David
You have to discover when youre inadequate to be funny and you dont know youre inadequate when youre a kid. – Larry David
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so its the best of both worlds. Theres a lot to be said for it. – Larry David
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens. – Larry David