I gave a funny speech at my wifes birthday party, and Im thinking, Hey, Ive still got it. – Larry David
Religion doesnt play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I dont think Ive ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word Jew or saying it myself. – Larry David
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. – Larry David
Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name, just see what happens. – Larry David